25 September 2008

How to Impress a Client!!!!

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar, and I' m waiting for a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say "Hi Tom?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It Was Bill Gates. "Hi, Tom," he said.
I replied, "Shut up, Bill, I'm in a meeting."

18 September 2008

Kelinci Super Sakti

Se-ekor kelinci sedang duduk santai di tepi pantai, Tiba tiba datang se-ekor rubah jantan besar yang hendak memangsanya, Lalu kelinci itu berkata :'Kalau memang kamu berani, hayo kita berkelahi di dalam lubang kelinci, Yang kalah akan jadi santapan
yang menang, dan saya yakin saya akan menang.'

Sang Rubah jantan merasa tertantang,'dimanapun jadi, Masa sih kelinci bisa menang melawan aku ?' Merekapun masuk ke dalam sarang kelinci, Sepuluh menit kemudian sang kelinci keluar sambil menggenggam Setangkai paha rubah dan melahapnya dengan nikmat.

Sang Kelinci kembali bersantai,Sambil memakai kaca mata hitam dan topi pantai Tiba tiba datang se-ekor serigala besar yang hendak memangsanya,Lalu kelinci berkata :' Kalau memang kamu berani, hayo kita berkelahi di dalam lubang kelinci,Yang kalah akan jadi santapan yang menang, dan saya yakin saya akan menang.'Sang serigala merasa tertantang, ' dimanapun jadi, Masa sih kelinci bisa menang melawan aku ?' Merekapun masuk ke dalam sarang kelinci, Lima belas menit kemudian sang kelinci keluar sambil menggenggam Setangkai paha serigala dan melahapnya dengan nikmat.

Sang kelinci kembali bersantai, Sambil memasang payung pantai dan merebahkan diri diatas pasir, Tiba tiba datang se-ekor beruang besar yang hendak memangsanya, Lalu kelinci berkata :' Kalau memang kamu berani, hayo kita berkelahi di dalam lubang kelinci,Yang kalah akan jadi santapan yang menang, dan saya yakin saya akan menang.'Sang Beruang merasa tertantang, ' dimanapun jadi, Masa sih kelinci bisa menang melawan aku ?' Merekapun masuk ke dalam sarang kelinci,Tiga puluh menit kemudian sang kelinci keluar sambil menggenggam Setangkai paha Beruang dan melahapnya dengan nikmat.

Pohon kelapa melambai lambai, Lembayung senja sudah tiba, habis sudah waktu bersantai, Sang Kelinci melongok kedalam lubang kelinci, sambil melambai 'Hai, keluar, sudah sore, besok kita teruskan !! '

Keluarlah se-ekor harimau dari lubang itu, sangat besar badannya. Sambil menguap Harimau berkata ' Kerjasama kita sukses hari ini, kita makan kenyang Dan saya tidak perlu berlari mengejar kencang.'

Nb.
Winner selalu berfikir mengenai kerja sama, sementara Looser selalu berfikir bagaimana menjadi tokoh yang paling berjaya.

Untuk membentuk ikatan ukhuwah harus ada kerendahan hati dan keikhlasan bekerja sama: [MESKIPUN] DENGAN SESEORANG YANG KELIHATANNYA TIDAK LEBIH BAIK DARI KITA Siapa akan memulai kebaikan hari ini

(suatu saat kalau harimau laper banget n ga ada yg mw dimangsa lg.. kelinci terancam)

Absolutely amazing, Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

Absolutely amazing!
Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this...
101%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did..

Have a nice day & God bless!!